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"Man Cave Rules" Alpine Themed Wood Sign

"Man Cave Rules" Alpine Themed Wood Sign

✨ Ready to Hang | This sign is pre-designed and ready to ship. No proof approval needed—ships within 3–5 business days.

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$133.00 USD
$133.00 USD
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Every sanctuary needs a set of rules. This sign is the official charter for his sacred space, laying down the law with a touch of humor and handcrafted charm.

Whether it's for a basement, a garage, or a spare room, our "Man Cave Rules" sign is the ultimate finishing touch. Combining our signature alpine aesthetic with a timeless, tongue-in-cheek message, this sign makes it clear who's in charge. From "My Cave, My Rules" to "The Remote is Mine," this piece is a guaranteed conversation starter.

Carved from high-quality, solid wood with natural grain and character, it's built to withstand years of game nights, movie marathons, and epic hangs. It's not just a decoration; it's a declaration.

  • Ready to Hang: No assembly required. Comes with all the hardware needed to immediately claim the territory
  • Durable Craftsmanship: Precision-carved from premium wood with visible texture, ensuring it looks great for the long haul
  • The Ultimate Gift for Him: Look no further for the perfect Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas gift. It's the one thing he didn't know he needed
  • Dimensions: 16" × 30" (406mm × 762mm)
  • Made-to-Order: Handcrafted just for you—please allow 1-2 weeks for production

Proudly Canadian-Made

Handcrafted in the heart of the Monashees, BC. Each piece is precision CNC-carved and hand-finished in our mountain workshop using locally-sourced Canadian timber.

Shipping & Returns

Production begins after receiving your order. Most signs ship within 3–5 business days; larger orders and busy periods may take longer.

All orders are sent using a tracked service. Delivery dates provided by the carrier are estimates and may be affected by customs or other delays beyond my control. Tracking information will be provided when your order ships.

If your order arrives damaged or you have another concern, contact me within 14 days of delivery. Returns must reach me within 30 days of delivery and be in new condition, unless the item arrived damaged.

Dimensions

Sign sizes are shown in the product options above. I work in millimetres in the workshop for accuracy; inch measurements are the closest approximate equivalents.

Care Instructions

All signs are finished with exterior-grade paint and a clear coat on the front and edges. If your sign will be displayed outdoors, choose North American ash and ask me to paint the back as well.

Wipe the sign with a damp cloth and clean up spills promptly. Avoid extreme changes in temperature or humidity, as solid wood can move naturally over time. Some fading and weathering should be expected when any painted wood product is exposed to sunlight and the elements.

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  • Shipping info

    • All orders are shipped with tracking so you can check on the latest ETA & for international orders you can see if Customs is looking for any additional info.

  • Hassle-Free Exchanges

    • If your order arrives damaged then we will send a replacement provided you notify us within 14 days of receipt. Please note that the natural character traits of wood are not considered damage ... these are wood signs after all. We suggest the maple option if you prefer less in terms of "character".
    • Any non-personalized products can be returned within 30 days for a refund, however you will need to pay for shipping if for any reason other than damage or wrong product and they must arrive back in the original condition.