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Advent Wood Products

"Man Cave Rules" Alpine Themed Wood Sign

"Man Cave Rules" Alpine Themed Wood Sign

✨ Ready to Hang | This sign is pre-designed and ready to ship. No proof approval needed—ships within 3–5 business days.

$185.00 CAD
$185.00 CAD
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Every sanctuary needs a set of rules. This sign is the official charter for his sacred space, laying down the law with a touch of humor and handcrafted charm.

Whether it's for a basement, a garage, or a spare room, our "Man Cave Rules" sign is the ultimate finishing touch. Combining our signature alpine aesthetic with a timeless, tongue-in-cheek message, this sign makes it clear who's in charge. From "My Cave, My Rules" to "The Remote is Mine," this piece is a guaranteed conversation starter.

Carved from high-quality, solid wood with natural grain and character, it's built to withstand years of game nights, movie marathons, and epic hangs. It's not just a decoration; it's a declaration.

  • Ready to Hang: No assembly required. Comes with all the hardware needed to immediately claim the territory
  • Durable Craftsmanship: Precision-carved from premium wood with visible texture, ensuring it looks great for the long haul
  • The Ultimate Gift for Him: Look no further for the perfect Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas gift. It's the one thing he didn't know he needed
  • Dimensions: 16" × 30" (406mm × 762mm)
  • Made-to-Order: Handcrafted just for you—please allow 1-2 weeks for production

Proudly Canadian-Made

Handcrafted in the heart of the Monashees, BC. Each piece is precision CNC-carved and hand-finished in our mountain workshop using locally-sourced Canadian timber.

Materials

Here are the standard wood options

All our products are made from solid wood ie. no MDF or plywood unless specified for a custom order.

Wood by its very nature (being an all natural material) has its character traits ... some species more than others. Pine, fir and to a lesser excent cedar all have knots and significant colour variation is possible. We don’t use much cedar as it if no longer easy to get in BC.

Maple is more predictable with very few knots, and bring a fairly dense wood it machines precisely. Ash is similar with the added benefit of being more resistant to rot so good fit outdoor use.

Shipping & Returns

PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

We will start making your sign(s) AFTER you approve the personalization. You'll receive a digital rendering within 72 hours of placing your order.

Production Time: 1-2 weeks after rendering approval for most orders. During busy periods (such as the holiday season) this may extend to 2-3 weeks. Volume orders may require additional time—please contact us for a custom timeline.

Shipping: We ship via trackable methods (Canada Post Expedited Parcel, UPS Ground, Purolator Ground, FedEx Ground, etc). You'll receive tracking information and an estimated delivery date when your order ships.

Important: We are not responsible for delays caused by customs or carrier-related issues beyond our control. Estimated delivery dates are provided by the carrier and are not guaranteed.

RETURNS & DAMAGE

Contact us within 30 days of receipt with any damage or product concerns.

For returns, we must receive the product back within 30 days of delivery in new, unused condition (unless it arrived damaged).

Dimensions

We actually make our products using mm but we will quote sizes in both mm & the closest inch dimensions. It's just way more precise to use mm in the workshop.

Care Instructions

We use exterior grade paints and all sign products have an exterior clear coat on the front and edges.
We can paint the back side also if you ask.

As long as you avoid spilling anything on the wood or wipe off immediately then there should be minimal maintenance required ... wipe down with a damp cloth.
As with any wood product try to avoid excessive temperature fluctuations as the wood can distort. Some amount of fading is to be expected with any painted wood product exposed to the sun & elements over time ... much in the same way that the siding on a house or your car will fade in the sun eventually.

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  • Shipping info

    • All orders are shipped with tracking so you can check on the latest ETA & for international orders you can see if Customs is looking for any additional info.
    • For USA customers: our products are all exempt from tariffs under the USMCA.
    • We cannot ship to a PO box as we use carriers other than the mail service.

  • Hassle-Free Exchanges

    • If your order arrives damaged then we will send a replacement provided you notify us within 14 days of receipt. Please note that the natural character traits of wood are not considered damage ... these are wood signs after all. We suggest the maple option if you prefer less in terms of "character".
    • Any non-personalized products can be returned within 30 days for a refund, however you will need to pay for shipping if for any reason other than damage or wrong product and they must arrive back in the original condition.